get ready to tango with the Spicy Coyote, a cocktail that’s like a party in your mouth! This zesty concoction pairs refreshing lime juice with jalapeño slices that are bolder than your most adventurous. It's a spicy thrill ride for tequila lovers who like their drinks with a kick—and maybe a bit of sweat! Thanks to a splash of apple cider vinegar, our Jalapeño Lime Shrub cocktail brings all the flavors together like a-rehearsed dance crew. Perfect for dinner parties or just a wild night in, this drink is sure to make your taste buds do the cha-cha!

Get ready to meet the Long Dog, the drink that thought vodka, tequila, and rum were besties who needed a! With a splash of cola and some cheeky liqueurs made from citrus peels that are both bitter and sweet (because why not?), this concoction serves up a experience like no other. Perfect for those who like their drinks as bold as their sense of humor, the Long Dog is here to impress and have a howling good time—just remember to sip responsibly and not start barking at the moon!

"Get ready to brunch like a champ with our classic tequila cocktail! It's a zesty fiesta of orange juice and sweet grenadine cherry notes that’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Poured over ice in a lowball glass and dressed up with an orange wedge and a maraschino cherry, this drink is basically party in your hand. So grab your pals, throw your paws up, and let’s toast to not taking life too seriously—especially when there’s tequila involved!"

Get ready to sip your way to paradise with the Tropical Desert cocktail, your new sunny-day sidekick! This zesty concoction of pineapple vodka is like a vacation in a, minus the sunburn. Served over ice in a highball glass and topped with cheeky lime wedge, it’s a flavor fiesta where earthy sage and pineapple throw a party on your taste buds. So, grab your shades and bring the beach vibes home—let’s get tropical any time of year!

Get ready to meet the Long Dog, the drink that thought vodka, tequila, and rum were besties who needed a! With a splash of cola and some cheeky liqueurs made from citrus peels that are both bitter and sweet (because why not?), this concoction serves up a experience like no other. Perfect for those who like their drinks as bold as their sense of humor, the Long Dog is here to impress and have a howling good time—just remember to sip responsibly and not start barking at the moon!